Oh my Lord! I really hope I didn’t mean to give you a heart attack. Please forgive me Father dear.
Dumb dog. Let’ see if he’ll be able to catch this one when he can’t see it coming.
I like you, so I’m going to sniff your butt and if you like me back you get a whiff of what my butt smells like too.
I was saying, she has quite the huge potential from where I’m standing.
Hey dude, want to try walking on water for a change?
Yo! Hold this for me while I take a photo really quick. I need to look punk.
Does my mane look as good as yours?
“I Donald John Trump do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United Stat…” Loud bang!
Mom, Dad, I want a baby brother. Do the storks still deliver?
Well, well, well, what do we have here? I have not seen this one before. Where does it come from?
Don’t you dare touch that vase. I was not ignoring you last night.
Here’s your drink. Have a lovely evening ma’am, don’t forget to tip.